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Just some jokes I heard in person or saw around on the net. Maybe will throw in an original one here or there but I'm no comedian (maybe a bit of a clown at times). June 29, 2026


What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-A-Lot-O-Pus!

June 29, 2026 | Told to me during high-school band practice.

Maniac drivers going at speed are accidents waiting to happen!
The less time I spend on the road the less chance I have of meeting one of them.
So I always drive as fast as possible whenever I have to get anywhere,

June 29, 2026 | Source